Free Printable with Easter Puns and Dad Jokes
Looking for some funny Easter puns and dad jokes to make your kids laugh? You’ve come to the right place! Easter is a time when families come together and celebrate. What better way to lighten the mood than with some hilarious jokes? We’ve collected some of our favorite dad jokes for Easter, and we hope you enjoy them. Plus, we’ve included a free printable for you to enjoy.
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A list of Easter Egg Puns and Dad Jokes
We have put together a list of Easter Puns and Dad jokes to tell. You can print these out and enjoy them with your family. They are definitely dad jokes!?
8 Egg-citing Dad Jokes and Easter Puns
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? (It might crack up!)
- What did one colored egg say the other? (Heard any good yolks lately?)
- Where do Easter bunnies dance? (At the Basket-ball)
- What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? (14 carat gold)
- What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? ( a runny bunny)
- What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? (A bunion)
- How does a rabbit make good soup? (He starts with 24 carats)
- What kind of beans never grow in a garden? (Jelly Beans)
And a Few More Funny Easter Puns
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? (Bugs Bunny)
- What kind of music does the Easter bunny like? (Hip-Hop)
- Why was the Easter bunny so upset? (He was having a “bad hare” day)
- Why did the Easter egg hide? (It was a little chicken)
- How dos the Easter bunny stay in shape? (Lot’s of ‘Eggs-ercise’)
- Why are people always tired in April? (They just finished a-March)
- How does Easter end? (With the letter-R)
Yea, I know the jokes are corny. . .but they are dad jokes so they are supposed to be corny! I hope you have enjoyed the jokes and the free printable. Also, you can check out more free Easter printables here – Happy Easter He is Risen Printable Scripture Cards. Let us know your thoughts in the comments! Happy Easter!
